Do you like weasels? Maybe you do, but do you live with them?
Let me first say that a weasel is not a rodent. Rodents have teeth that keep growing. Weasels' teeth stop growing. Weasels actually eat rodents.
Dogs don't really get along with weasels. Do you know why? Because weasels are annoying.
I live with two annoying weasels. One rubs toothpaste all over her face and snaps crayons in two.
The other is incessantly performing show and tell.
Does she think I care about her dumb toy? I left pre-school a long time ago, and not a moment too soon.
We all have to live with our roommates' irritating habits, isn't that true? But some roommates are worse than others.
The Harriet and Mickey Chronicle is sponsoring a contest for our vast readership. Send us your annoying roommate stories, and if you have the most annoying roommate, you'll win a weasel-filled weekend. Yes! We'll ship our weasels to you, free-of-charge, for one full weekend (Friday night included) and when they leave (Sunday at midnight) you'll never complain about your roommate again.
Send your entry to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please put "annoying roommate" in the subject line.
As always we remain,
Harriet and Mickey