Harriet Still Sharper Than Mickey Even Though Predemented

This is Harriet.

You know, it's kind of curious that Mickey would write that I am predemented. Is he a fortune teller? How can he tell that I'm going to be demented in the future? I never went to a doctor, and that scan Mickey claims is of my brain is just a Photoshopped version of a scan he found on the web. He's really into Photoshop now that he found some Photoshop tutorials that are made just for him.

I may not look as good as I did when I was in my prime, but my brain is still youthful. Sure, I forget names and dumb blog entries, but that is because my brain is occupied with more important things.

Here's what I like to do:


And here's what Mickey likes to do:



You be the judge.

Yours respectfully,
Harriet